Hummus Hummer
1. a s-xual act in which a woman spreads hummus on a male’s p-n-s and then performs f-ll-t– on said person with the hummus on the p-n-s.
2. another name for -n-l s-x between 2 gay men. referencing the fact that greek people stereotypically love hummus and greek is another term for -n-l s-x.
1. teresa told dan to go to the store and pick up some hummus so she could eat some pita chips and give him a hummus hummer
2. bob and steve left the gay bar early so they could exchange hummus hummers.
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