humorectomy
the surgical removal of a person’s sense of humor. a common cure for a person who has had a humorectomy is a transfusion of teh lols.
jim: i didn’t find your joke funny at all. in fact, i thought it was offensive and vulgar, and i have half a mind to report you.
bob: looks like someone’s had a humorectomy.
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