Hump Dialed
the super-hero power of b-tt dialing someone while having s-x. hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
if this happens:
“hey man, what’s up?”
“ooh! ooh!”
“h-llo?”
-s-x noises-
you’ve just been hump dialed
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