hump rash
n) the resulting rash left between the tops of one’s thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.
not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.
can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).
the difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. one can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. one humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
“we had a 20 miler yesterday and when i hit the shower i realized i was sporting a harsh case of hump rash.”
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