Hump Riding


to be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.
mertrude, i gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.
the only way for a forward thinking, well cultured man of action to travel. by travel of course we mean ride atop the hind hump of a fashionable lady who has surp-ssed the greater quant-ty of her years some decades hence.
by jove mertrude, i must get to the station and send this telegram forthwith, and for a gentleman of my social standing the only method of transport that will suffice for this ill-strious task is hump riding.

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