hump-smack
a dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. a violent, and completely platonic dance.
mich-lle is so bomb, i hump-smacked her last night.
sam is a hump-smack champ.
megan? sh-t dawg, megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.
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