Hump Start
beginning your day with a session of s-xual activity.
dude1: you wanta coffee?
dude2: no thanks man, my lady slept over last night and we hump started the day.
to dry hump your parter until they aggree to put out. commonly used among young teenage boys on prom night. warning: alcohol may intensify the affects of humpstarting. use only under adult supervision.
i tried to humpstart my wife last night for 2 hours before she aggreed to let me get the b-ttcheese. that’ll learn her!
to wake your partner up with a s-xual act.
i tried to humpstart my husband this morning, but the dog kept interrupting.
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