hump the deck
when you’re compelled to say “jump the deck” but then hit the “h” key instead of the “j” key.
as metal shadow 666 would say.
dude: hit the deck!
dude 2 goes to hump the deck
dude: o_o
dude 2: jump-
when you’re compelled to say “jump the deck” but then hit the “h” key instead of the “j” key.
as metal shadow 666 would say.
dude: hit the deck!
dude 2 goes to hump the deck
dude: o_o
dude 2: jump-
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