Humpback Midget
usually in florida, when a woman shaves her l-b– (a.k.a.: coohie) at a nascar event or while driving, and her v-lv- accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (a.k.a.:quefe)
or
when a man has an abscess on his p-n-s, usually below the head.
example sentence 1: can’t believe mary got arrested because she got a florida humpback midget at the daytona 500.
example sentence 2: i had asked john to take over the wheel while i was shaving when i looked down to see if that noise was because of a fl humpback midget.
example sentence 3: “when george got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last july, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!”
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