humpfy
when someone, usually p-ssionate about something, is told a fact that disproves them and they know it’s true, which leads to the disproven person becoming quite and non-responsive.
person 1: dude, whales are fish!
person 2: whales are mammals. i just googled it.
person 1: …
person 2: dude you’re humpfy now.
person 1: …
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