Humping puppy


a guy/girl who will not leave you alone, but you don’t want to tell them to go away because they are cute in a sad/pathetic sort of way. like how you can’t kick a puppy that is humping your leg, because it is too cute.
“that guy won’t leave me alone, but he’s a humping puppy so i can’t tell him to skrew off!”

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