humptied
disgraced by inebriation, embar-ssingly drunk, negatively affected by the consumption of alcohol (etymology; humpty-dumpty: “humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings’ horses and all the king’s men, couldn’t put humpty together again—“)
“like yo, she drank a whole fifth of vodka and got humptied fallin’ down the stairs!”
“i got humptied last night, pukin’ all over the floor and fallin’ on people.”
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