humpty dumpty hands
being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of f-cking sh-t up with the most simple tasks
wow, never invite jake to our parties again
yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands
holy sh-t did adam just knock over all the dishes? that crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
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