humpus
an anchent form of martial arts based on the tactic of thrusting your hips in a forward and reverse motion.
“your humpu is far superior to my ninjitsu!”
a fat one. one that openly displays a need to fornicate with another. found commonly in north america with overweight women.
not thinking out loud “oh d-mn, here comes a humpus, i gotta get outta here!”.
a s-xual fetish involving using humus as lubricant
d-mn, that girl is supa fly, i gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night
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