hung like a lightswitch
having a very small, short, ying yang.
man, did you see that guy in that calvin klein underwear? he was hung like a lightswitch.
to have a really small p-n-s, on par with the one of a new born infant.
“drew was hung like a light switch, i rejected him faster than he would have blown his load”
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