Hungarian Headlights
when you put your b-llsack on your sleeping mate’s eyes to half cover them and then shine a torch down onto your b-lls. it gives the recipient a blurry image of the torch light, resembling a car’s headlights on a foggy night.
mark: “hey man, jay’s sleeping on the lounge, do something to him”
simon: “p-ss me the torch, i’ll do the hungarian headlights”
mark: ew dude, that’s gross.
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