Hungarian Herpe Bagels
a traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of central europe. an hhb is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of c-ck. feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent hungarian herpe flavor we’re all too familiar with.
greg: dude im starving
tommy: don’t worry greggy, tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
greg: you don’t know d-ck about making breakfast
tommy: tommy great chef! tommys guests always come back for seconds!
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