Hungry Aardvark
the act of finishing the act of f-ll-t– by quickly placing the orifice of one’s p-n-s in one of the partner’s nostrils and then -j-c-l-t-ng freely, with the streams of -j-c-l-t- acting as the ‘tongue’ of the ‘hungry aardvark’ searching for edibles.
girl 1: so, how did that date go last night?
girl 2: f-cking lame. as in, rosie o’donnell on p90x lame.
girl 1: oh, gawd, what happened?
girl 2: motherf-cker pulled a hungry aardvark on me, and i’ve been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
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