Hungry Jacks

exactly the same as burger king… just better… like, it actually tastes good… and it’s in australia… you heard me!!
“yo, burger king is sh-t, yo!”
“yer, let’s go hungry jack’s!”
“yo momma!!”
1. similar to the m-ffin top the hungry jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving indonesian orphan. the result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. this phenomenon is called a hungry jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. hungry jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.

dumb girl: omg i weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from abercrombie!

smart girl (aka me): actually you look like a busted can of hungry jack biscuits lard -ss. it’s called treadmill. use it!
it’s burger king but for some reason we in australia don’t have burger king, we have a sub company called hungry jacks!?!? also known as hj’s. foods pretty good though
americans think they are superior to us so they give their products to us andgive them different names in a futile attempt to make us think these products are australian
it’s like the pepsi version of mcdonalds.
hungry jacks to mcdonalds is like what pepsi is to c-ke.
as in it is the sh-ttier version that no one likes.
difference is, hungry jacks f-cking pwns man!
n00b: y0 dawgzzzzzz lets go to macca’s

me: f-ck up a-hole. you f-cking suck. hungry jacks pwns macca’s

n00b: whats a hungry jacks?

me:ugh. -shoots with laser eyes-. p.s i’ve been sleeping with your sister!
adj- a word stated when p-ssing a fat girl, insinuating that she spends a lot of time eating in hungry jacks restaurants. normally said in an emphatic tone of voice, however this depends on the circ-mstances of the sighting. it must always be said loud when you see gp’s bird!
(big girl walks past)
max: geeze, u see the size of her?
jesse: yeah mate, hungry jacks or what!
a p-n-s/multiple p-n-s’.
statement: “i’m gonna have a mental break down in a minute if i don’t have hungry jacks in my mouth.”
reply: “everyone knows you mean d-ck.”
fast-food chain, the burger king of australia. upon hj’s opening, there was a small business with the name ‘burger king’. he was offered a lot of money for the rights to the name but did not relent, and shortly after the opening of the chain he went out of business.

hungry jack’s is the bogan version of mcdonalds, much like pepsi is to c-ke.
h-llo, good friend, why don’t we fetch a meal from our local, friendly mcdonald’s?

aye bro, lets get me a whopper from hungry jack’s! -gang sign-