hungry kitten
the act of delicately licking spaff from one’s cupped palm, usually following a surrept-tious w-nk.
eg – i had a sneaky w-nk under the covers watching the missus get dressed. i didn’t have anywhere to get rid of my sp-nk, so i drank it like a hungry kitten.
i had a sneaky w-nk under the covers watching the missus get dressed. i had to come into my hand, but didn’t have anywhere to put the sp-nk, so lapped it up like a hungry kitten.
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