hunkapotumus


a very attractive male.
the hunkapotumus is a rare, elusive and mythical creature. here we are lucky to see 3 huddled together in the wake of hurricane irma. i’m a well trained hunkapotumus handler. send them my way and they will be well taken care of.

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