hunting
1. the taking and killing of animals by various methods for either food or sport.
2. about the fastest way to get oneself shot while in the company of d-ck cheney.
going hunting with d-ck cheney is about the fastest way to get oneself shot, since going hunting with him is an accident waiting to happen.
the way of life for many hunting enthusiasts. oftenly stereotyped as being a red neck thing but is vastly enjoyed in europe
(it keeps me off of the streets)
me and my dad went hunting this weekend
simply when you call someone’s name and make it look like it wasn’t you, so the other person looks back and gets confused.
you can disguise your voice for better effect.
there is also the reverse hunt, when you make someone think someone called your name.
josh: dude you should go hunt billy
bob: billy -casually turns around and walks away not making eye contact-
billy: -frantically turns around and looks around everywhere in confusion-
everyone: huntedddd!
.
reverse hunting:
bob: billy did someone just call your name?
billy: what??? -looks around everywhere very confused-
bob: reverse huntedddd
hunting is to b-tch or complain about someone or a certain instance.
to be hunty is to be b-tchy.
the term hunt is a politically correct term for the word c-nt.
brad: mike, why are you hunting today?
mike: im so hunty because i cant even watch nascar tomorow because i have to get the m-ssive b-mp removed from my arm.
brad: stop being a hunt.
when emily forgets to wear her gl-sses and thinks that s-x noises are in fact noises made whilst hunting!
“wow, i love brokeback mountain! so ems did you see the s-x scene between heath and jake?”
“no? when was that?”
“like just now!”
“what!? i thought they were hunting!?”
-gina and lizzie die of laughter-
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