hunting accident
1. an injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. these may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.
2. a good reason not to go hunting with vice president d-ck cheney.
3. if a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the vice president at all times while cheney is armed.
going hunting with d-ck cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as harry whittington found out.
what happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.
princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.
what happens when karma decides to avenge innocent animals by killing the s-d-sts who enjoy shooting them.
see also: karma.
the day after a hunting accident:
‘hey, did you hear about that hunter who got shot by his friend and died yesterday? when i read the article about it i laughed so hard.’ -josie
‘yeah, he got pwned by karma!’ -dylan
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