hurfing and durfing


stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don’t care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
i wish i could login right now, but stupid comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet’s been down. b-st-rds better give me a refund!

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