Hush Puppies

a declaration spoken by someone who feels that they would not be able to handle (or be content with) a future event and/or an event that is developing in the present moment. it can also be used to refer to a past event as a clarifying statement regarding your feelings.

origin:
after a long night of food a college stoner was still feeling the munchies. he decided at the last second to order the dollar-sized hush puppies at long john silvers and the cashier took the $1.06 from the stoner. after several minutes, she came back to the register with the stoner’s money in her hand. she handed the money back to the stoner and said “i’m sorry, here’s your dollar-six back. i can’t handle hush puppies right now. do you want fries or fish or something?” from that point on, the term hush puppies was coined.
“hush puppies dude.” (referring to walking up a steep hill)
“that’s hush puppies.”
“i call hush puppies.”
“hush puppies.”
“i can’t handle this — dude hush puppies.”
“that’s hush puppies. you hit me man. not cool. that is hush puppies!”
a side dish served most often with fried fish. legend has it it was first created useing the left over batter for the fish at a fish fry. spoon fulls of the batter are dropped into the oil and cooked until golden brown on the outside. legend also has it that the name came about from the fishermen throwing them to their dogs who would be whinning and begging for table scr-ps. these b-lls of fried left over dough were ment to, “hush the puppies.”
you go to any good fish fry anywhere in the south and you can bet that besides a plate full of fish, you will also get a mess of french fries, a big old serving of cole slaw, hand full of hush puppies and an ice cold gl-ss of sweet iced tea.
a ruger mark ii .22 autoloader pistol with a supressor on the barrell. a very quiet pistol and gets it’s nick name because it was used to shoot sentry dogs in vietnam.
“there is an enemy sentry dog over there, is your hush puppy ready?”

“p-ss me that hush puppy.”
a smith and wesson model 39 modified with a shoulder stock, a locking slide and a suppresor. this weapons was designated mark 22 model o and used by the navy seal’s in vietnam. only a few undred were made and were mainly used for disabling sentryies, killing guard dogs and shattering lights. the slide locked for maximum noise reduction and it’s suppresor limited the effective range to around 100 yards.
that guy has marks on the slide of his hush puppy that represent the numder of sentries he dispatched back in ‘nam.
code word when some loud mouth will not stop talking or stop making noises and continues to intrude on other people’s peaceful atmosphere in order to draw attention to themselves. when saying this, it usually involves eye rolling and a small shaking of your head….and thinking “just hush”
instead of being rude and saying shut up please, you can just say hush puppies and everyone knows what you are thinking because they are thinking the same thing

“when we see gary coming over to our table, one of us says “hush puppies” because we know gary is going to start talking loud and bragging and getting in our heads…. we don’t want to be mean to gary so we warn each other by saying “hush puppies” meaning get ready for gary’s mouth.
when you stuff a girls panties in her mouth, then f-ck her in the -ss doggy style.
b-tch was a freak so i gave her the hush puppy. she loved her own taste.
clumps or ball-like m-sses found in underwear, created when a powder, (esp. cornstarch baby powder), used by men to prevent chafing, combines with sweat. the hotter and more humid the day, the higher the “hushpuppy index”, or danger of chafing to your crotch.
it was so hot today that i put baby powder down my drawers this morning, and by noon hushpuppies rolled out when i went to take a leak!

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