Hutchencide
also known as auto-masturb-ss-ssination, hutchencide occurs when someone in the public light ends their own life by choking themselves while masturbating. the distinction is that they leaves clues indicating only that it was suicide (e.g., a note “g-d, this life sucks the fat one sicwithout a grocery store nearby. eggs and lunchmeat.”)
the senator didn’t hang himself, though that is what it looked like to investigators. it was hutchencide.
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