huwoman
the woman or girl someone hooks up with all the time
abbreviation “hu” (hook up) plus the word “woman”
counterpart: “human” (the man huwoman hooked up with all the time)
“the hamster is my huwomans humammal !”
am i an human, only because i as a man hook up with my girl and should she not be my huwoman then? and the cat i hug is my humammal
(1) a conscious fetus (2)a male in negotiation with a female to enter her world (3) a person whose gender qualities are devoted to satisfying the opposite gender qualities of another person
(1) recognizing its mother as an ent-ty other than itsself, the fetus became a huwoman. (2) her armour brought out the huwoman in the smitten bachelor. (3) the longtime huwoman couple were finally united in matrimony.
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