Hvarianas
a sophisticated, timelessly fashionable item of footwear (flip-flop) originating from the croatian island of hvar in the adriatic sea.
in 1962, a brazilian company (not named for legal reasons) allegedly copied the item using the name “havaiana” and went on to experience unrivalled cult-like success, particularly among beach dwelling hipsters.
the state of hvar began legal proceedings against the accused brazilian corporation in 2010 but dropped the case after an undisclosed out-of-court settlement.
sarah: “hey rob, are those new havaianas. haven’t seen any of those for sale during my time in croatia & the ones i brought with me got stolen. where can i get me a pair?”
rob: “b-tch please. these are hvarianas. i don’t wear imitations..”
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