hy00man
a ‘derogatory’ term applied to people by other people who think they are really mythical beasts trapped in human bodies.
these people (otherkin) blame the hy00mans (also hoomans) for the pollution of the planet, and believe they are not responsible in any way for the sad state of the environment. see also idiot and otherkin.
not all otherkin are created equal; for the pseudo-intellectual, enlightened, open-minded members of the othersuck fellowship, insults such as ‘normal’ or ‘mundane’, when applied to humans, are the very height of comedy.
1. says the otherkin: “stoopid hy00mans, they are so cl0se-minded and are always causing wars. look at how they’re reaping our planet! i’m allowed to waste electricity, water, air and other resources but i am not to blame because i am really a mythical bird-cat, i am exempt from the rulez!!1”
2. the hy00mans were teasing the otherkin because he came out in public, admitted he was a were-dragon in disguise, then told them all to mind their own business.
Read Also:
- kabro
to live dangerously and to be as bad-ss as humanly and non-humanly possible katy: what are we doing tonight brooke? brooke: i dont know katy. lets get kabro! katy: aight.
- carpet toad
a highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. there have been numerous reports […]
- kabron
to be a friend so a spic heyy kabron or kabrona
- retro-tokenism
going back to a photograph and photoshopping in a token minority. this corporate report is a blatant example of retro-tokenism. see that black man there, clearly he was inserted into the picture after the fact for political correctness.
- pearcey
to embark on what appears to be a dead cert but turns out to be horribly and desperately disappointing and humiliates you in front of your friends. “you wouldn’t believe it, christian did a complete pearcey last week. he took a young swedish girl to st tropez for a week and spent €40,000 and didn’t […]