hyberbate
1. to mastrabate over an extended period of time, sometimes lasting hours.
2. to mastrubate at every possible opprotunity, ignoring the outside world, sometimes for weeks.
1. “holy sh-t dude i’ve been jackin it for hours and still haven’t c-m, i hate when i hyberbate.”
2. guy 1: “dude, i’m pretty sure steve died.”
guy 2: “no, i heard he’s just been in his room hyberbating.”
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