hydraulic metamorphosis
when a guy curls up into a ball and then proceeds to pull a durex x-tra strentgh condom over his entire body.
he will stay within the condom for the next week, while occasionally discharging bodily fluids. the mixture of sh-t and c-m are evenly distributed all throughout the condom, enclosing the man in a chrysalis of sorts. after the 7 day period, the guy then bursts out of the condom and flies away with his newly developed b-tterfly wings.
ah, the beauty of nature.
nick: “hey, have you seen mark today?”
mir: “naw man, i think he formed his cac–n last night.”
nick: “lucky b-st-rd, i’ve always wanted to go through hydraulic metamorphosis!”
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