Hydrobaitin’
the exercise of masturbating in the shower or in any other wet environment including the bath, jacuzzi, swimming pool etc
guy – “so i walked into the bathroom the other day and caught bobby hydrobaitin’ in the shower”
guy 2 – “f-ck man what the sh-t d-ck thats nuts”
guy – “yeah haha he was going at it!”
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