hydrocrastinate


procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.
tom: “hey, dude, wanna get a powerade? i’m bout to get one now from that machine.”

jeff: “naah i’ll hydrocrastinate. i’m taking the sat today and i can’t get bothered in the middle of a section.”

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