hydrogen
the first element on the periodic table. burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.
that stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.
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a term for being a sl-t, since the element of hydrogen can bond with every element.
teacher: okay cl-ss. we’re learning about the periodic table. let’s get one point across before we even start. hydrogen, is like a sl-t, because it bonds with every element on the table. a sl-t is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.
the reason that the hindenberg was a bad idea.
it was all a plot to p-ss of germany, i think. b-st-rds
mr. jones held a balloon of hydrogen and oxygen over a bunsen burner in chem cl-ss. that’s why his eyebrows are like that.
hydrogen is a tw-tty element. it only has one proton. i mean, what the f-ck is up with that? and then it goes and annoys the other elements by latching on to them all the time.
(lithium to boron)
“so, who have you bonded with recently?”
(boron to lithium)
“look out! it’s hydrogen, the tw-tty element!”
an elemental gas with a unique property that, if given enough time, will think about itself.
people should put aside their differences, i mean we were all the same hydrogen to start off with.
better than ptm at tfc :d
i wanna be as good as hydrogen at tfc when i grow up
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