hyper-rectalcranialitus
a fancy term for constantly having your head up your -ss.
used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a bs medical complaint.
patient: “h-llo,911? yes i think i’m having a stroke, i think i’ve had it for a month!”
emt: “no sir, you have hyper-rectalcranialitus. it’s a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. for removal of the cranium from r-ct-m, it may require surgery.”
yo heads up yo -ss.
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