Hyper-typer
a person that types meaningless or sensless babble while talking on instant messengers or while filling out profile information on one of the many profile creating sites. usually this coexists with anime fans, and/or techno fanatics.
eek! omg! ^_^ i just got lots of glowsticks! this is like uber cool! ahh!!! my mom is coming /).(\ -hides- i.e. hyper-typer
typing like a psycho with speed pills in there hands when they’re actually not hyper at all in real life.
omgsh i am soooooooooo excited!!!!! omgomgomgomgomgomgl kn dlkd knlsdnlknlkn sdk:nldf knhlknflknef kkglkdklm!!!
fg;k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hyper typer.
one who types like a suger rushed 14 yearold.
your the biggest hypertyper on earth, you need to chill.
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