HyperAwesomeness
a medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world’s population which refers to a person who suffers from being too awesome. signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of hypoawesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.
dude: doc, i ain’t feeling so good…
(after -ssessment)
doc: i’m sorry son…but you’re suffering from hyperawesomeness.
dude: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) wait…sweet!
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