hypertextia
a serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one’s smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone’s battery runs out of juice from the user’s constant voluminous correspondence).
don’t knock hypertextia too hard — st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people… better to communicate too much than not enough.
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