hypobootaemia
a medical affliction common among the youth populations of the world, defining a lack, or shortage, of booty pictures in one’s life.
-ssociated side effects of hypobootaemia include: increased blood pressure, depression and on rare occasion a painful occurence streetnamed ‘blue b-lls.’
treatment for hypobootaemia is simply an introduction of a constant supply of booty pictures to the patient until happiness is achieved.
person 1: hey, want to go out to eat later?
person 2: sorry, i can’t, major case of hypobootaemia.
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