hypocripster
making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.
sarah:
“ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. stupid fixies. i can’t look at this anymore! whatever…i’m off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers.”
jordan:
“you are the biggest hypocripster i know!”
noun: hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.
dude, did you just hear that guy say “deck?”
yeah. i thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
exactly. he’s also a fan of plaid.
that’s what we call a hypocripster.
one who engages in heavy criticism of hipsters, often demonstrating a vague understanding of what const-tutes a hipster, but ultimately themselves embodying what a hipster truly is.
between their fax machine method of communication and their constant livejournal posts, sarah and jordan are the biggest hypocripsters i know.
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