hypocrizzle
dis be a like a hippo, but not a real hippo, cuz it be a hypocizzle, like a hypocrite and shiyat. chronic dawg.
yo dawg said dat havin s-x with yo momma be whack, the he go right on ahead an have s-x with yo momma, and you be like “shiyat dawg, you be a m-th- f-kin hypocrizzle!”
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