hypothesticles
(n.) a variation of “nuts” (t-st-cl-s) that females may have which represent that the girl has another person’s complete attention to them. this type of attention usually refers to when a girl has strongly commanded another guy (or girl)’s romantic affection, but can also be used for when they have other friends/followers consistently demanding that female’s attention. the word derives from “hypothetical” and “t-st-cl-s.”
1. guy 1: “man, have you seen chris lately?”
guy 2: “nahh. he’s always with that one girl he’s been talkin to. he’s all on her hypothesticles.”
2. girl 1: “how many times has he called you in the past five minutes?”
girl 2: “i couldn’t even count, girl. he’s all up on my hypothesticles, you know?”
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