hypothetwat
noun used to describe a douche who derives a sense of hotshotness from purely hypothetical and totally unrealistic situations.
hypothetw-t: kim kardashian is a brainless bimbo. oh well, i’d still f-ck her though.
dude: word. but it’s not like that’s ever going to happen.
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