Hyrum
a sweet, funny, mormon boy, probably from utah
girl #1: hey, there’s a new guy in my cl-ss named hyrum!
girl #2: lemme guess, he’s a mormon?
an incredible martial artist greater than the likes of anderson silva, jon jones and junior dos santos combined.
“he fights like a hyrum”
“dude you just knocked that guy out hyrum-style”
a boy who finds smoking pot cool. he usually spends his time skating. he tends to date easy girls and will ignore his girlfriend if she doesn’t wish to make out with him in the movie theater. has a tendency to subconsciously make one want him back, even if the female is the one who ended the relationship.
girl: “he’s f-cking stupid for thinking pot is cool… but i still love him.”
girl’s friend: “he’s such a hyrum…”
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