Hyuuga Ultimatum
noun
1. demand(s) made under explicit penalty of communist revolution
synonyms: revolution card, the lenin diaries, prole scam
2. any ultimatum wherein the giver benefits more from the resultant breakdown than from the fulfillment of the demand itself, esp. when the giver continues to agitate towards breakdown after their demands have been met
synonyms: (spiking the) red bull, backdoor bolshevik, double-crop
student 1: “the upper cl-ss players were doing pretty well in our game of social monopoly until gus sneaked a revolution card into the chance pile and pulled it on us.”
student 2: “yeah, that gus really has a knack for hyuuga ultimatums.”
gus: “slandering the proletariat again, are we? any more of this oppression and we’ll be forced to revolt!”
both students: “f-ck you, gus!”
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