I am dick


when doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use i am d-ck. very similar to how someone would call themselves a d-ck jokingly, because that’s exactly what it is. commonly used online.

origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a

anti-bullying facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.

note that i am d-ck and its variants are not used as insults.

also used:
you/he am d-ck – when joking about another person.
i/you wam d-ck – when you did something i am d-ckish in the past.
guy 1: hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
guy 2: sorry, i’ll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
guy 1: she’s 85…
guy 2: yeah. i am d-ck.

buddy 1: we’re out of marshmellows. can you go grab some more?
buddy 2: what? why?
buddy 1: i threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
buddy 2: you am d-ck.

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