I Am Thor


an expression used when flinging something violently at someone, ranging from chairs to buildings.
i am thor!!! (said while throwing bricks at someone’s head)
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when you are engaged in the act of s-x (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs “i am thor!” sending electricity through your c-ck in to your loving partner. remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.
(going all doggy style and shiz)
girl- “this is boring. you need to step up your game”
guy-” okay b-tch” now stick in paper clip “i am thor!”
used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of s-x.
“i am thor!”
“you are thor? i’m tho thor i can barely thit!”

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