I am your father
a. a phrase made famous by star wars episode, the empire strikes back. it is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned darth vader voice as “luke, i am your father,” whenever someone named luke introduces himself to a star wars fan. star wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “no, i am your father.”
b. a phrase that someone named luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate james earl jones’ voice. they usually follow up by saying “i bet you never heard that before!”
luke: “hi my name is luke.”
random person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: “qwrrrr, qwrrrr, luuuuuuuuuke i am your father! – ha! betcha never heard that before!”
the thing you say to your 20 year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.
luke: you killed my father!
darth vader: no, i am your father!
luke: noooooooooooooo!
darth vader: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
luke: why’d you cut off my arm?
darth vader: …
what more can you say ? guys say this occasionally to their children
a young girl had been seriously injured in a road accident. her parents sat by the side of her bed for months. one day they thought they saw her eyes blink. her dad said ” i am your father ”
response to a really clished line, usually breaking someone’s hopes of putting a cool line in to the conversation.
-guys i know we can do it! if at first you dont succeed, try try again!
-yeah, and i am your father
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