i can’t beweave it!
1. an expression of surprise used in a situation involving a weave.
2. the greatest pun of all time.
“you shoulda been at lunch! these two chickenheads got in a fight and amber pulled out latoya’s weave!”
“i can’t beweave it! i missed it!”
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