i can’t even with you
said, usually in conjunction with a “smh” (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn’t a friend (ex. 2).
1)
joe: i got p-ssy drunk at the party last night, girl! i woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
tiffany: omg…i can’t even with you.
2)
will: i’m against gay marriage, i voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, i don’t think gay people should be able to adopt kids, i’ve donated thousands of dollars to exodus international, and i don’t like ricky martin. how dare you call me a h-m-phobe!
justin: smfh…i can’t even with you.
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